Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Jingle Skulls, Jingle Skulls

I'm diggin' the whole 'post per day keeps the boredom away' deal; it makes create more often and with less pressure compared to the scarce and lengthy days of yesteryear. Hopefully this all continues.

/knock_on_wud

Suddenly, it's October. Time for pumpkins, pigskin, plaid-clad Scarecrows and of course, Christmas. All the cool department stores are officially Yuletide with elaborate displays of lawn ornaments decorated with red/green tinsil and enough fake snow to cancel fake school for a few feeks. Meanwhile, the shoppers don't really care yet. They find it absurd that the holiday season is being shoved into their unwinterized faces and perpend the logic behind the premature promotion.

And it should've been worse. Corporate (the powers at be, upper upper management, Discount Gods) wanted our own little Pamida shoppe to have 100% of the Christmas inventory to be on public display by mid-September, a task that raised the eyebrow of the staff. We all decided that holding off until the 10th month would work out better for everyone, which was a good call.

In short: Merry Fucking Christmas! Get in Gear for St. Nick because AMERICA is going to jump over Halloween AND Thanksgiving so GET WITH THE TIMES.


On the topic of topics, a surprisingly heated debate broke out the SmashBoards a few sunsets ago. People were arguing over the terms 'buff' and 'un-nerf' and which one is teh lame/teh r0xx. For the record:

buff - (v) to make better; increase quality
unnerf - (v) to repeal the affects of a nerf; to restore stats and powers that a nerf had taken away

For the record, 'unnerf' was the correct choice as they were talking about (get this!!!1) Kirby, who was indeed nerfed.

Remember that, k!!


Up-B is for your own well-being,
Brett, the Friendly Friend of Muskrats

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home