Let's make it a sweep! I've been doing math all night, the trend will remain unbroken.

Spaghetti + Basketball = Failure

Photograph / Scissors = Regret

Grape Nuts - Nuts = get it famly guylol i like do u. its randum

Playstation 3 + Oblivion = Panic at Microsoft


Latest eBay sucess story: 1080 Snowboarding
This Nintendo 64-exclusive was bought to pay back a friend for letting me temporarily steal (with permission, sort of) his corresponding console, an act that left my conscience and thumbs blistered.

Ten-Eighty was the premier extreme winter sports title back in the day, with its complex trick system and variety of gameplay modes that included Match Race, Trick Attack and Training. Come on, any game that allows you to practice will remain a classic for generations.

The straw that paid via PayPal was the immersive Character Select Screen. Imagine yourself at a totally hip and cool ski clubhouse/cabin/chapel with 5 chill thrashers of varying cultures/hair-dos/poses, each more perpetual than the next. In the background, you can distinctly hear the invigorating rhythms of 'Work the body, work the bod-eh. Work the body, work the bod-eh' over, and over, and over.



Oh, if it were only 1997 again...

Seriously, I spent the first 20 minutes just getting reminded about how awesome it is to make a Japanese girl subtly squeal 'Shit.' in a high pitched voice.

And for the record, nerf Dion Blaster. Black British dudes don't wear hockey jerseys, nor do they have blonded highlights.

Shaq spots hash,
Brent jp itz Brett