Rolling ball pens are the new mechanical pencils.

Remember a few months ago when there was a blogpost about an article about a rant about frustration with out nation's Free Enterprise system?

"Well well, Brett gosta job!"

'Tis true, I can include myself in the group of a billion forcedly-polite and abnormally polite individuals, better known as the 'retail industry.' A job in a department store is a simple and effective way to make income all without expensive surgeries or daily regiments, because who really has time for a daily regiment? What the fuck, regiment doesn't fit into there at all, stupid hair-loss prevention psuedo-infomercials.

Oh yeah, that news is about a month old, s'rry!


*Conflict at Hand -> Heroes vs. Heros

I'm seriously having a extravagantly difficult time deciding which spelling variation to choice and use for the rest of my life. They're both so gosh-darn normal and appopriate and seemingly obsolete!

Stop signing in Jerry,
Brett + altering alteration.