Monday, September 18, 2006

Ha! Told you!

Lookie lookie! The first daily blog post, for all you doubting negative nancies/nicholases.

So it turns out that spotlights and video camcorders absolutely dislike each other. Like, Ann Coulter-level loathing; the hatred is hardcore and can easily ruin a good shot at a live event if you're not willing to be the middle-man for the two as they shout nonverbal proton-insults at each other which causes a big white flash that is anything but not blinding. Can't we all just get along or at least pretend that we do until we're separated and continue with spiting our way to freedom?

While on the topic of 'freedom', a dicussion in school today reulted in this comment:

'The war in Iraq has been one of the most sucessful in history.'

Now, I hate bringing politics up in any form of communication, but I have to disagree. There's a lot of wars out there to choose from, including:

-War of 1812 (The popular historical trivia classic)
-Spanish-American War or American-Spanish War
-The Cold War (America vs. USSR)
-The Warm War (Russia pleasantly talking with the English Colonies)
-The War of the Worlds (also known as 'Chapter 14 in the Scientology Book)
-The Battle for Lemon-Lime Supremecy (Sprite vs. Sierra Mist vs. 7up and countless generics)
-Console War of 2003 (Or: xbox sux u fehg/ps2=two penis sukrs/gamecube more lik worhtles)

It's hard consider the ongoing confusion in the Middle East with such a strong list of predecessors, but hey, people can be wrong all the fuck they want.

INTER-activity!

*Which current event do YOU feel strongest about? ('current events suck' is not an acceptable answer)

Hate to say otherwise,
bRETT

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