The most extreme extreme ever...

Being lazy could possibly be one of the easiest things in world. That's common knowledge, for everyone in the entire world has skipped a few workouts or spent a few unnecessarily long periods with their behinds engulfed by the comforting cushiness of their favorite respective recliners. It's easy to blame myself for the lack of updates, so I will. Good job, loser.

Things that Distract Brett

Number 1: Yahoo Literati

Admit it, you have at least one silly online game passion/addiction/vital activity (see: breathing) and you spend hours a week playing it, each minute adding to your procrastination vault that's most likely already several notches passed maximum capacity. The actualy plaything itself varies from person to person; some choose (or get choosen by) online multiplayer options or terribly simple defaults such as Pinball or Minesweeper. For me, it's Literari, Yahoo's Not-Scrabble Scrabble game that's exactly like Hasbro's wordy board blockbuster with moderately altered rules.

I think of it like this: it's a word game, right? So by ignoring the Blog and all my future dreams so I have more time to perfect the 7-letter, 3-word (times 3 bonus) combo, my vocabulary and confidence grow just like 50 Cent's street cred for everytime he got a psuedo-mortally wounded by a gun shot. Seriously, do you think he'd be as successful if he didn't get the shit blasted out of him by a nine-wielding rival gangsta gangsta? Fiddy should thank his would-be murderer for making him a rap 'superstar' rather than another face in the ghetto clouds.

Number 2: Mario Speed Runs

Ever since viewing Mike Fireball (of Progressive Boink fame)'s 5.5 minute domination of SMB, I've been obsessed with copying the feat for the purpose of winning my friends' hands in marriage/video game partnership. Approximately 6 hours and 45,289 dead Italian plumbers later, I've mastered the first four out of the eight required levels, although world 8 has proven itself as the highest level of them all...because y'know...it's level 8 and 8>(1-7).

This leads me to another point: I'm out of points. Oh yeah, got one. Mike Fireball is excellent and he represents almost everything I hope one day to be.

Number 3: Reel Big Fish

Chances are you know this very famous OC-based ska band from their involvement in Matt Stone/Trey Parker'sBaseketball or possibly you just have good tastes in music. Either way, they rock (for realz, y'all) and have a unique sound, even for the genre, all while entertaining audiences with quirky acts of being awesome.

You may be puzzled on why a music group can advert my attention from productive production, and I won't short you a solution. Heck, you'll get two and you'll like it.

A)It's not rare to see adolescent boys try and get a gaggle of peers together in an attempt at forming a band. However, only a small fraction of these exertions make it even remotely big and some just down right suck.

In short: I've foolishly pursued some of my own 'dreams' and am not 1/92nd of the way there from being part of a 'ska band.' Sorry about all this

B)Rabble rabble rabble.

Number 4: Katie Cleary

 
/drool

Number 5: Looking for Nerf Guns on eBay

 
/drool

Sadly enough, neither of those are realistic by any means.

Thank God it's June 22nd,
Brett skies.