Memorex dBS, bitches.

The cassette tapes suck. They're not old enough to be "Sweet collector items" like records or maybe even 8-tracks. To add to their lameness, the only time you'll ever get any sort of use out of them is for:

A) Your car is old and has no CD player (radio sucks)
B) In a fight, they could serve as minorly-effective projectiles
C) Decorations! What would match as well with your He-Man action figure?

To be honest, cassette and VHS tapes lost their usefulness when they became more costlier to produce than high-tech disc media transmitter such as DVD's. Part of me feels sorry for them, and then the other and larger section realizes that sympathy for this situation is productive as masterbating with rubber cement and went on with myself.

Haikus rule. This will be a new tradition for JHF, so get used to them fuckers.

Killroy was here, fool
Someone tell the cops he's loose
Wait, was he in jail?

The Super Bowl sucked
Seattle got the big shaft
Thanks to Mic Jager

Nothing screams comedy like rhytmic poetry. Except maybe this guy:

Ha. He has a baby. That sucks for him! 

Told you it was the tank,
Brett skis in the Olympics.