Monday, November 21, 2005

Another deserves to rust.

*Update update
Thanksgiving article is almost finished, should have it up before the holiday this Thursday. It's not filled with the spirit of the times, but what is?

*Back to the Blog
Paris Hilton: Brat. Prostitute. Author? In the year's largest "WTF" event (for me at least), store selves have been shat upon by a whore weilding a small canine. The droppings come in the form of not one, but TWO books "written" by the pulp-culture star/punching bag, rather than another infamous porno tape. Sorry, cronic masterbaters.

I recently got my mits one of the *ahem, novels that was basically created by 2 hired writers. The one in my possesion?:

Does she even know what "heiress" means? Posted by Picasa

They say everyone should be able to create at least one book in their normal lives. This novel is usually a story about the writer's life, or possibly a listing of the countless recipes they have created. Does Paris live up to the saying? I have honestly no idea, nor do I really care. There's no time to actually read the book, but the version I obtained is the 100% Paris Hilton, without the help of any writers. Enjoy.

We should all take lessons Posted by Picasa

*Brett's Corner of Self-centeredness

Two rather large events this/next week(end). The first was the release of "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire", which by the way is fantastic and is definately the movie to flock to during the holidays. Although it's hard to funnel 500+ pages of entertainment into a 2.5 hour film, the flick earns all the cash it recieved. It makes me wish I read books again...

And how could I forgot the release of the XBox 360. Although I will not be purchasing one (save your money for the superior PS3), it's a large leap for the video games industry.

You can take off the chains now. Have a great Thanksgiving and stay away from Hardee's!

Hey thats mine,
Brettzki

1 Comments:

Blogger Manda said...

Caaaan do!

P4r15 H1l70n... I'm sure she'll be made into a shitty video game.

6:47 AM  

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