Deeply immersive yet Appalling

The "Flavor of Love" (VH1's reality show 87,539 of infinity that features Flavor Flav the apparenty enemy of the public being The Bachelor) finale is proving to be peculiarly distracting. I dunno, maybe it's because a black person is wearing viking horns and they don't seem out of place at all. Other claims:

-Black emo girls!
-Near-drowning w/ life jackets!
-Pineapples.

Flav should definitely fuse with American Hi-Fi and make a Saturday Morning Soap Opera w/ Opera signers.

Vanilla root beer is bitter piss,
Brett O_*