Monday, October 30, 2006

Bottled boxes of barnyard beakers

"omg i hate spam adz do u brett??"

No, our relationship isn't based on hate, rather it has a foundation of joyous laughter and trite awesomeness.

Internet ads are hilarious.

While questing along cyberspace, this little doozie tripped over me:


And then it changed in a sublimental flash!



Good time for a gif, eh? Too bad, sometimes the animation just isn't there for our enlightment and we'll just have to cope with the tragedy.

The ad doesn't say much, but it does give us a crimson warning, cautioning all those under 18 to sprint away, back to the comfort and tranquility of their Tiddly-Winks and 1337 handguns. Despite my non-adulthood, I fired the left click, thus unleashing its terrible contents.

Those scars will never heal.




Looks like I'm going to be an Eskimo for Halloween.

The mediocre eggplant,
Brettzkizzzle

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