Allegoric conclusion
Aaron reluctantly purchased the item he had waited 4 hours in negative-Celcius weather. Mom could see the guilt in his eyes, yet she assured him with her own.
Mom wasn't going to let Aaron walk out of the discount center empty-handed and sucker-punched, and he knew that, despite their friendship only existing for about 124 minutes. They were both in a tough spot, one that shouldn't and wouldn't have happened if it weren't for a redneck Grandma whose motivation can be summed up by Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke in the Direct TV commercial:
I totally don't know what that means, but I want it.
This here ends the tale of my Wii and our tragic seperation.
...someday...
Circle the dread,
Brett<1>
Mom wasn't going to let Aaron walk out of the discount center empty-handed and sucker-punched, and he knew that, despite their friendship only existing for about 124 minutes. They were both in a tough spot, one that shouldn't and wouldn't have happened if it weren't for a redneck Grandma whose motivation can be summed up by Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke in the Direct TV commercial:
I totally don't know what that means, but I want it.
This here ends the tale of my Wii and our tragic seperation.
...someday...
Circle the dread,
Brett<1>
posted by Warx at 8:33 PM
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