Hateful jamborees
Someday I will do investigative reporting beyond the boundries of Wikipedia.
However, that day is not November 13, 2006 or January 45, 1867.
My Pokemon squad is offically completely assembled and their raising/steriod injecting is still in progress. A detailed 'Meet the Team' session will be held when they reach the point of casual boasting/vicarious dreamliving. Let's just say they're not exactly 'profession' but they are certainly 'paid' for their 'efforts.'
Over the weekend, I was reminded of the effective and shunned tactic of 'annoy your opponent into a blind rage by which you can take advantage', often called 'productive pestering.' Not really, but now is the time for new trends to take over if there is ever going to be.
'ProPes' is best used in either physical or virtual competition, not in a battle of whits, for obnoxiousness won't give you an edge if the dude your facing off against knows everything, k?
Say you're playing the popular sport of "basketball", one of the most frustrating activities this side of the Water Temple. Most people believe height and size dominate the game, but alas, a chipmunk/guard that can run in circles exceptionally fast while making squeaking noises will prove to find sucess, assuming he/she can fuckin' nock dwn t3h outsid3 jumpr and has handles like a pasta strainer:
Noodles go in, but the don't come out.
Basically, they don't look like they're irrelavant pipshits but then you find out otherwise and pretty soon you have yourself 16 fouls and a 45 game suspension for whipping out a RGB in the 3rd quarter.
Examples of Productive Pesterers:
-Allen Iverson
-Pablo Sanchez
-Pikachu in Super Smash Brothers
-The Quotient Rule
-GeneralCole (assumingly)
-Pikachu in Super Smash Brothers Melee
-Tweety-Bird (with or without the hyphen)
-Underpants Gnomes
-Pikachu in Super Smash Brothers Brawl
If you excuse me, I have some catching up to do with an old friend...
Inexplict linkage of copyright fractions,
Brett two oh
However, that day is not November 13, 2006 or January 45, 1867.
My Pokemon squad is offically completely assembled and their raising/steriod injecting is still in progress. A detailed 'Meet the Team' session will be held when they reach the point of casual boasting/vicarious dreamliving. Let's just say they're not exactly 'profession' but they are certainly 'paid' for their 'efforts.'
Over the weekend, I was reminded of the effective and shunned tactic of 'annoy your opponent into a blind rage by which you can take advantage', often called 'productive pestering.' Not really, but now is the time for new trends to take over if there is ever going to be.
'ProPes' is best used in either physical or virtual competition, not in a battle of whits, for obnoxiousness won't give you an edge if the dude your facing off against knows everything, k?
Say you're playing the popular sport of "basketball", one of the most frustrating activities this side of the Water Temple. Most people believe height and size dominate the game, but alas, a chipmunk/guard that can run in circles exceptionally fast while making squeaking noises will prove to find sucess, assuming he/she can fuckin' nock dwn t3h outsid3 jumpr and has handles like a pasta strainer:
Noodles go in, but the don't come out.
Basically, they don't look like they're irrelavant pipshits but then you find out otherwise and pretty soon you have yourself 16 fouls and a 45 game suspension for whipping out a RGB in the 3rd quarter.
Examples of Productive Pesterers:
-Allen Iverson
-Pablo Sanchez
-Pikachu in Super Smash Brothers
-The Quotient Rule
-GeneralCole (assumingly)
-Pikachu in Super Smash Brothers Melee
-Tweety-Bird (with or without the hyphen)
-Underpants Gnomes
-Pikachu in Super Smash Brothers Brawl
If you excuse me, I have some catching up to do with an old friend...
Inexplict linkage of copyright fractions,
Brett two oh
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