Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Equivalent to yogurt and hunter

"brett wut did u do 4 halowean??"

Shit, it was Halloween last night? According to whom? What supporting evidence do you have?



Exhibit A

Little kids were wearing costumes, being guided around to gather candy and other sweets (no apples of course, damn razor blades!!).

Does the defendant have anything in response?


(the defendant)
Children are allowed and prone to dress up as fantasy characters or Presidents on a daily basis. That claim is irrelevant.

Exhibit 4.26

Pumpking sales/stocks are soaring, along with other spooky decor and seasonable veggies!


(t3h d3f3nd4n7)
Ha, I knowingly doubt the pumpkins are actually sprouting little green wings and flying, kid. Metaphors are poision, especially in the field of law.

Exhibit Georgia
'It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown' was on last Friday. Now why would it be played during any other time period of the year?

(The ant who defends)
Three words: slow news day. Or: baseball rain delay. Or: Next question please.

Exhibit, Jr.
Today is November 1st, right?

(the armored representative attorney)
Only in the modern American calender.

Exhibit Zero (w/ no calories)
Well, you're gay!! Fag!!

(the defendant)
I've got nothing.

Green Porcupine Cosmic,
Brett and Enriee

1 Comments:

Blogger Manda said...

Zomg, Brett, Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong.

Jack McCoy is the PROSECUTING attorney!!!!!!1 He's not the defense! Zomglawnordernoooooob!

6:52 AM  

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