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"brett u ever heer of utoob?"
If you're referring to YouTube, then I most certainly and unconfidentially have. However, if you actually mean something else, my response will not be nearly as confident for orangutangs frequently threaten my jugular with Gillete Fusions.
YouTube is a pretty important site; without its solid frame and massive bandwith power, some other site could have a true-blue dynasty.
Just pretend that sentance was a test-tube child and I decided against it. LIFE BEGINS AT EXPOSURE.
Ahem.
YouTube, due to its impressive size and power, is a hotspot for total dolts who are convinced that they are the second coming of the Shit, allowing them to post whatever they feel without the slightest care or proofreading.
A given video can have over 800 comments from 800 separate humans/robots, and it's a recurring trend to comment on previously-written comments. For example, let's pretend that this video is watched by our friend Nayte.
Seems regular enough to pass for normal, right?
Nayte sure likes this music video and decides to express his feelings:
Great song! Reminds me of old friends and Greece!
Meanwhile in somewhere else, Looke also views the clip, however his dislike for Hercules makes it a less pleasurable experience. He also sees Nayte's comment and makes one for himself:
meh, shitty movie, but its a decent song
This is 100% fine. It's merely two people telling the world what they thought of the above video. Self-centered if anything, but easily tolerable.
Suddenly, from the depths of foolishness, Orsen arises and checks out the music video, too, however, instead of paying attention to it, he immediately posts:
michael bolten is a no-talent assclown lol!
Does Orsen actually believe M-Bolt is a "no-talent assclown"? No, he doesn't. He watched Office Space and thought that scene was funny, and now he just wants to make people laugh by the only way he knows: Movie quotes.
That's fine though, many people live to recite lines in nonsequental order while socializing with chums.
Wait, what's this I spot? Oh no, it's the arrogant Kaiel, armed with with an unused shift key and the spelling of an embryo, he stumbles upon the video while surfing the site for badass skateboarding movies so he can finally show others his mad skills as he constantly big talks himself with enough fanfaronade to make Terrel Ownens look like a humble servant.
Kaiel's fingers the keyboard, and somewhere, an English teacher feels a sharp pain in his lower abdomen:
he sucks, im much better and im not gay
And the wheel goes round until it ceases rotation.
Smokey minerals,
Brett the destroyer
If you're referring to YouTube, then I most certainly and unconfidentially have. However, if you actually mean something else, my response will not be nearly as confident for orangutangs frequently threaten my jugular with Gillete Fusions.
YouTube is a pretty important site; without its solid frame and massive bandwith power, some other site could have a true-blue dynasty.
Just pretend that sentance was a test-tube child and I decided against it. LIFE BEGINS AT EXPOSURE.
Ahem.
YouTube, due to its impressive size and power, is a hotspot for total dolts who are convinced that they are the second coming of the Shit, allowing them to post whatever they feel without the slightest care or proofreading.
A given video can have over 800 comments from 800 separate humans/robots, and it's a recurring trend to comment on previously-written comments. For example, let's pretend that this video is watched by our friend Nayte.
Seems regular enough to pass for normal, right?
Nayte sure likes this music video and decides to express his feelings:
Great song! Reminds me of old friends and Greece!
Meanwhile in somewhere else, Looke also views the clip, however his dislike for Hercules makes it a less pleasurable experience. He also sees Nayte's comment and makes one for himself:
meh, shitty movie, but its a decent song
This is 100% fine. It's merely two people telling the world what they thought of the above video. Self-centered if anything, but easily tolerable.
Suddenly, from the depths of foolishness, Orsen arises and checks out the music video, too, however, instead of paying attention to it, he immediately posts:
michael bolten is a no-talent assclown lol!
Does Orsen actually believe M-Bolt is a "no-talent assclown"? No, he doesn't. He watched Office Space and thought that scene was funny, and now he just wants to make people laugh by the only way he knows: Movie quotes.
That's fine though, many people live to recite lines in nonsequental order while socializing with chums.
Wait, what's this I spot? Oh no, it's the arrogant Kaiel, armed with with an unused shift key and the spelling of an embryo, he stumbles upon the video while surfing the site for badass skateboarding movies so he can finally show others his mad skills as he constantly big talks himself with enough fanfaronade to make Terrel Ownens look like a humble servant.
Kaiel's fingers the keyboard, and somewhere, an English teacher feels a sharp pain in his lower abdomen:
he sucks, im much better and im not gay
And the wheel goes round until it ceases rotation.
Smokey minerals,
Brett the destroyer
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