Disguised animatronics
Beast Wars FTW.
THREE POSSIBLY CONTROVERSIAL DEFENSE STATEMENTS
REGARDING THE ABOVE CLAIM
1. An extra dimension.
For those not familiar with the 12-year old 3D Transformers spin-off featuring our favorite robots turning into and infro RL animals, Beast Wars is a 12-year old Transformers spin-off featuring our favorite robots turning into and infro RL animals.
Back in 1995, the only things that utilized height, width AND length were StarFox and Captain EO. Truly, times were flat.
But then, seeming from nowhere (Canada), an extraordinary television program found its way to the airwaves, showing viewers a glimpse of the future.
In short, it's prettier.
2. "Character Development"
The quotations are to emphasize the foreign concept to the 80's series. Transformers (Generation 1) was almost a cartoon toy commercial, with new goodies and baddies alike being added at a constant flow, making episodes feel shallowly cluttered. The characterization of the numerous mechanical players varied over time, however it was seemingly random and unexplained.
Beast Wars, on another hand, originated with five soldiers for both factions, each with a different sense of motivation, loyalty and sexual preference. With fewer characters, the writers were able to focus of specific relationships and qualities, allowing them to grow like organic warts.
Beast Warriors actually died, too. You may be saying
"but bret optimuz diez in the moo-v!!1"
This is not a lie. In fact, several central character die in Transformers: The Movie. They're immortal otherwise, with zero deaths in the rest of the series. Beast Wars let you feel more than yourself.
3. HOT CHICKS
THIS IS A QUESTION FOR MALES/LESBIANS
Which do you prefer?
or
Disagree and drink a slurpee.
Deranged sanity,
Brettizod
THREE POSSIBLY CONTROVERSIAL DEFENSE STATEMENTS
REGARDING THE ABOVE CLAIM
1. An extra dimension.
For those not familiar with the 12-year old 3D Transformers spin-off featuring our favorite robots turning into and infro RL animals, Beast Wars is a 12-year old Transformers spin-off featuring our favorite robots turning into and infro RL animals.
Back in 1995, the only things that utilized height, width AND length were StarFox and Captain EO. Truly, times were flat.
But then, seeming from nowhere (Canada), an extraordinary television program found its way to the airwaves, showing viewers a glimpse of the future.
In short, it's prettier.
2. "Character Development"
The quotations are to emphasize the foreign concept to the 80's series. Transformers (Generation 1) was almost a cartoon toy commercial, with new goodies and baddies alike being added at a constant flow, making episodes feel shallowly cluttered. The characterization of the numerous mechanical players varied over time, however it was seemingly random and unexplained.
Beast Wars, on another hand, originated with five soldiers for both factions, each with a different sense of motivation, loyalty and sexual preference. With fewer characters, the writers were able to focus of specific relationships and qualities, allowing them to grow like organic warts.
Beast Warriors actually died, too. You may be saying
"but bret optimuz diez in the moo-v!!1"
This is not a lie. In fact, several central character die in Transformers: The Movie. They're immortal otherwise, with zero deaths in the rest of the series. Beast Wars let you feel more than yourself.
3. HOT CHICKS
THIS IS A QUESTION FOR MALES/LESBIANS
Which do you prefer?
or
Disagree and drink a slurpee.
Deranged sanity,
Brettizod
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